I'm really into asian looking animals
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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