What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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