just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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