I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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