I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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