There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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