I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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