All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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