hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
