she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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