I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She's just so happy...and so naked.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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