She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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