I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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