actually, I'm a sock model
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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