They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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