he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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