As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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