Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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