put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
