I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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