4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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