Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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