Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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