Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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