I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
there was a trapeze. enough said
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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