Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
