It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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