Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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