these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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