I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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