The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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