i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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