You surviving the open bar?
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is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
50% drunk capacity currently
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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