How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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