I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Randomize
