Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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