Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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