what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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