Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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