I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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