the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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