I'm drive I can fine osifer
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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