I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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