how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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