If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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