my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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