Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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