he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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