Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
