He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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